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Thursday, June 9, 2011

Did you really just say that??

Some people just say stupid things, they really do.

Anon: Natalia, I wish I could speak spanish like you can.

Me: Yeah, It's a good thing to know.

Anon: So...you weren't raised in Mexico were you?

WTF??? Just because I speak Spanish doesn't mean I am from Mexico.

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